Somedays I wish I would have just stayed in bed....

I have been pretty much feeling like an idiot for the last two weeks.  I can't seem to do anything right.  I have no idea where I put my car keys, I don't know where my favorite shirt is, I can't remember how much I spent at the grocery store, etc.  I can't focus at work and my work is suffering because of it.  I like a guy...but I don't think he likes me as much (and now is not talking to me for some reason).  All of this shit running through my head.  I can't sleep.  I'm an emotional eater, so I have been eating like crap.  This morning, I stepped on my headband that I must have thrown on the floor last night.  It broke and jammed into my foot, so I have a huge gash in my foot.  As I was blow drying my hair this morning, the extension cord burst into sparks and flames.  I get to work and I have a report that someone is now officially pissed that they don't have.  Someone just shoot me and put me out of my misery.